Medicare Gives Out Penis Pumps

Men, feeling down? Need a lift? Or maybe something to boost moral? Medicare can help! By using hundreds of millions of taxpayer money, you can enjoy your own penis pump funded by Uncle Sam. That's not all! Tax payers will happily pay for a penis enhancement or some pills to help when you need it most. After all, taxpayers do not mind wasting money on such things, as long as it makes you happy and fulfilled. Don't miss this once a week opportunity. It may be gone soon.